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i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

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i told him i wasn’t worth it;
he told me it was a once in a lifetime chance
to chase a hurricane. i’ve been compared to natural disasters; does that mean i’m damaging? (kml)

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i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free


this couldn’t get any better

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Don’t tell me it’s just a phase, I’ve been sad for 3 fucking years. This isn’t just a phase (via freespokenmind)

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